The First Annual Semi-Regular Bi-Monthly One Time Only For A Limited Time Only: How well do you know Justin quiz?

Ok boys and girls it's time to put away your textbooks. Get out your number two pencils and a scantron, it's time for a pop quiz. Below are twelve question to test your knowledge of your beloved blogger. Please do not cheat off your neighbor and mark your answers clearly. When you have finished you may submit your answers to the proctor for your grade. Best of luck!

Part One: Multiple Choice
1. If trapped on a desert island Justin would want which of the following?
A) Matches and lighter fluid to start a fire with.
B) The complete Twilight series so he would have toilet paper.
C) The Chuck Norris Total Gym so he could get that beach body he always wanted.
D) A portable DVD player and the West Wing complete series.

2. Knowing Justin as well as you do which of the following choices do not belong.
A) Male pattern baldness
B) Ten extra pounds
C) The speed of a dinosaur
D) The ability to run like a dinosaur

3. Justin is Team:
A) Edward
B) Jacob
C) Cusack

4. Justin enjoys which of the following sweets:
A) Dairy Queen Blizzards
B) Peanut butter M&M's
C) Almond Joys
D) Junior Mints
E) A-D and also letter F-Z

5. Which of the following did Justin think was an opportunity missed by the show Lost?
A) Casting Ric Saucedo as the overprotective, slightly uptight, sleeveless shirt wearing leader of the castaways, Jack
B) Replacing Michael with Matt Waite and have him running around the island looking for missing Walt while yelling his name (Wwwwwaaaalllllttttt!!!!!), with the "lostian" twist coming at the end where you find out Walt isn't a person but actually what Matt calls his car keys.
C) Having the smoke monster be played by Lubbock's jeep.
D) Casting Justin as the character Sawyer. While he might not be believable as a good looking con artist with the body of an Adonis and would probably ruin the show, it would allow him to make out with Elizabeth Mitchell a lot.

Part Two: Fill in the Blank
6. Justin most heroically hurt his knee________.
A) Saving a child from a burning building
B) in the semi-finals of So You Think You Can Dance while dancing to "Amadeus" by Falco
C) playing Frisbee golf
D) playing a twelve hour game of Twister with circus people.

7. Justin's _______ is very important to him.
A) Family
B) Friends
C) Integrity
D) Fantasy Football record

Part Three: True/False
8. Braveheart is clearly better than Gladiator.

9. Justin wakes up every Sunday morning excited that it's football day, then get depressed by the end of the day because his favorite team the cowboys, have no heart, too much ego, and for the most part suck mightily.


Part Four: Short Answer This is your turn to be witty and make fun of Justin if you choose. Please Submit your answers to proctor, many answers may apply.
10. Justin is to ______, as peanut butter is to jelly.

11. What are three words that describe Justin best.

12. You might be a Justin Berner if: (this is your best Jeff Foxworthy style joke)

Extra Credit
To make up for any harsh comments in the last section you may write, in four sentences or less, why you enjoy Justin.

YOUR DONE!