My 29 Years

After celebrating my 29th birthday last week, I've decided to impart my very sound wisdom that I learned each year to you all. Enjoy.

Year 1: It's easy to go "boom boom"
Year 2: Learned how to walk, making "boom boom" still easier.
Year 3: When mom tells me I'm going to have a younger brother, I cry. I learned I have good instincts.
Year 4: Wait, I can't just go "boom boom" wherever, I thought I was knew I all needed to know.
Year 5: Surgeries and hospitals are not fun, no matter how much jello they give you.
Year 6: School can be fun, but it limits my G.I. Joe time.
Year 7: It's not a good idea to run headfirst into bleachers, stitches hurt.
Year 8: Don't always let your mom dress you, red shorts are not cool.
Year 9: The top bunk is not for those who toss and turn in their sleep, blood ruins spiderman pajamas.
Year 10: Never ever walk backwards in a fort that has a trap door, moms don't like their children concussed.
Year 11: Girls can be cute when they aren't being stupid.
Year 12: Sega has change my life, by taking over it.
Year 13: My voice and body are changing, worried this is an early warning sign that I might be a werewolf.
Year 14: Cowboys and braves win championships, clearly both will be dominate for many years to come.
Year 15: High school is not a John Hughes movie, though I might be closing in on "Ducky" status.
Year 16: AOL instant messenger is awesome, I'm online friends with a model from Indiana for crying out loud.
Year 17: Driving is awesome, though $1.08 for gas is a bit high.
Year 18: Befriended guys named Matt, Lubbock, and Ben. This is just temporary until I find better friends.
Year 19: Apparently beer and bacon cheddar chips do not mix well.
Year 20: College Station is a happening place, and I love the diversity.
Year 21: World became a scary place on 9/11.
Year 22: Superbowl Sunday is also my 21st birthday, I'm told I had a lot of fun.
Year 23: I give my life to Jesus Christ.
Year 24: Fart in front of a girl, no possible way we will ever be friends.
Year 25: Being a young life volunteer is more work than I thought, duties include; planning most of club, giving the talk with only 30 minutes warning, talking Daniel of a ledge at 6:20 every monday.
Year 26: Start my new job at UIW. I'm sure there's a lot I can learn from my coworkers.
Year 27: I now understand the big deal about kidney stones, and they were exaggerating.
Year 28: Why do sisters get married when their brother objects to their grooms?
Year 29: My iPhone now has complete control over me, I'm living a bad Will Smith movie.