Random All-Star Game "Highlights"

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the 2011 all star game..... or so I thought. Here are some random thoughts from the game. I will try and keep the actually game thoughts to a minimum, since the majority of my readers are nursing students and women named Tommy.

I'd like to thank TNT for the 1.5 hour pregame/magenta (don't call it red) carpet show. When you have the game in LA, you have to have a red carpet show, so that you can interview such legendary stars as, Noah Wiley, who happens to have an alien invasion mini series that's going to be on.... wait for it..... TNT. While I do enjoy watching Dustin Hoffman as Tootsie and Captain Hook, I've never seen him in a more realistic performance as he was tonight playing, "Uneducated Sports Fan". P Diddy tapped into his musical skills and somehow sampled the Knicks, Lakers, and Heat as his favorite team.

Ok, time for the pregame introductions! In the entertainment capital of the world they somehow located "current" pop sensation Lenny Kravitz to play "Are You Gonna Go My Way" and "Higher". Great, now I'm gonna have find another cassette to pop into my walkman tomorrow.

Melanie Fiona sung Oh Cananda.........Sorry, I was googling Melanie Fiona, she is Canandian and sings apparently. Josh Groban took the national anthem, but unfortunitely did not sing any of kanye west's tweets.

Ran to Taco Bell before the game starts to get four times the beef. It's up to 20 percent beef, 80 percent saw dust.

The back of the jerseys have one star for each all star game they've played in. Kobe and Tim Duncan look like they have galaxies on their back, Chris Bosh's has an asterisk on his.

Battle: LA trailer! I thought this was going to be a movie about Jack Bauer and the CDC trying to cure the city of Bieber Fever.

Celebs they've shown so far: Stevie Wonder, Dustin Hoffman, the Biebe, Jay Z, Beyonce, Jack Nicholson, and Warren Beatty. Charlie Sheen was suppose to be at the game but American Idol put a restraining order on him, saying he's not allowed within 500 feet of Steven Tyler, for fear Tyler would try to snort him.

Wholesome family television? Rihanna's halftime performance should of had a cover charge and two drink minimum.

Ice cream?

Oh, in case you were wondering, the West won 148-143.